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The first meal anyone should be trying to pick us up with is dinner. Or does it all come down to how the lines are said and who exactly is saying them? Actually, we probably will think of you again and might even wonder what your coffee table looks like since, for sure, we will never, ever see it. My face should be on them. How about you and my friends play minivan, two in the front and 5 in the back. You're about to get fisted. We were hanging out and having fun when some garbage person in an ill-fitting suit walks up and, ignoring my presence completely, he asks her, 'Would you like me to teach you English? Use these lines at your own caution. You are so hot I want to bang you from behind Do you have any tape? If I told you you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me? Hey Babe, there's a party in my pants and you're invited! Sometimes the best pick-up lines are the classic ones.
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