If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. And no, the same thing didn't happen to women in the opposite scenario. Dumb as a corn cob. His cheese has slipped off his cracker. As much use as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
A few peas short of a casserole. He was paranoid on his own. If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted. And while some of you may insist that hundreds of spankings turned you into the responsible adult you are today, science says it might also have made you stupider in the process. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Anti Jokes or Anti Humor is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. They're all in favor of the unborn. ? Do these people honestly think that God is sitting around picking out his favorites? Strong like bear, smart like tractor. Because he likes our National Anthem? And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? But ask her who her daddy is, and she names names: Bill Gates. Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
The elevator is stuck between floors. What movie is this quote from??? And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle. He tripped over the cordless phone. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it? Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
It's interested in its own power. If there were a hall of fame of standup jokes, these are a few that would be on that list. A few peas short of a casserole. What we need is idiot control. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something. Men wear watches Do you know why men wear watches? Several nuts short of a full pouch. And the most insane part? Mind is in neutral, body is in gear.
The lack of punchline is the punchline. A few peas short of a casserole. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. What year did Jesus think it was? We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. Do they hate each other? If brains were dynamite, he wouldnât have enough to blow his hat off.
What we need is idiot control. In this scene at the beginning of the movie , young banker Andy Dufresne Tim Robbins is being tried in court for the murder of his wife and her lover and is in the witness chair. She gave birth to healthy twin baby boys. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
And don't forget to follow us on and to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Golf bag doesnât have a full set of irons. As I wrote the book I realized that over the years exotic, distant places have become more like the mundane places I've called home. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. Not the sharpest pencil in the box.