In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. As in my earlier, you'll probably find many of them somewhat cynical. ~Author Unknown Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Not that he's so great looking or anything, but it would be easy to grab those ears and steer him on a course down south. Remind your friends that sleep is better even if the internet is around.
~Flash Rosenberg The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. How much do I owe you? In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. Perverted is using the whole chicken. But when American Know-How reloaded the brassiere with tits, every heterosexual male in the country was hopelessly trapped. ~Richard Fleischer Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. The best blood packs are made from condoms. A good night sleep is the best thing possible for everyone.
There's no such thing as a soulmate, just an I-tolerate-your crap-because-I-can't-do-any-better-mate. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence, 1919 Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. God works the night shift. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing. I said yeah i dated him.
~Groucho Marx Sex is emotion in motion. Turner 1937—2011 , The Grammar Curmudgeon, a. These people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless. ~Swami X Men get laid, but women get screwed. She can't wait to disprove it.
Maybe she was right — since the invention of internet porn, computer monitors keep getting bigger and bigger. I mean, it's not even as important physically as excretion. Something must have gone wrong, because I saw him today and he looked like an angry anteater. The guy behind you is an asshole. Holiday in Saudi Arabia: have sex and get stoned. Send them a little glitter tonight through sweet goodnight quotes.
Well, depends on if she's in a ward or a private room. Or the time to visit the wonderland for the kids who spent their energy during the day. Man, was she pissed when she woke up. Okay, but I don't think I'd want to eat it after that. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. Never keep the lube and the glue in the same drawer.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Because the sound of zippers scares the shit out of sheep. I you know what I mean. On the down side, she was too drunk to remember to remove the fangs before the blowjob. No eleven minutes for them.
Love is not murdering your son to appease your own vanity. Well, I've been thinking positively about my neighbor's 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. There was on his face a strange look, and I thought that so might a man look when he had died under the torture. ~Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl — no superior alternative has yet been found.