Violets are blue Poems are hard And I am too. The passion between us is strong, ferocious to those that see. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. For without you, I am but a shell, you are my heaven and without you is hell. If you want to know what happened yesterday — too late — when you were asleep, then read the newspapers.
Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. Healthy body will not be at stake. Or do writers who want to get published take to journalism? Perfection in My Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. I never stop thinking of you. Ain't you got no sense at all? My Simple Prayer When all the songs are over and all the words been said The sun grows dim across the sky and the world prepares for bed I oft can take a moment now to view the sky above and whisper God a simple prayer to thank him for your love 15.
Thanks to journalists, the World lies at the tip of our fingers: we can eat and watch, we can eat and computer-read; and we can eat and listen to the tell-tale tom-toms. As though you saw my forlorn look, My ears you tapped with engine fire, Behind me came your line and hook, Smiling in my car you took. Remember, the sweet couple poem is one of the best things she can receive from him! And then when the beauty was grown and so fair Everyone began to show off and court her, Men would dance, sing and show off their might In the hopes that they could get to hold her tight. I long for the day when our lips would meet; Shall I live another day without saying how much I Iove you? Just a glimpse of you knocks me off my feet. I've lost my glasses, I'm in need, To have them now so I can read.
© V 4 C There was a Young Man named MacNair Who made love to his wife on the stair. T'was especially for you Jon Bratton Funny Sexy Limericks I like blokes, be they Brown, Jones or Smith Well my virtue is mostly a myth Cos try as I can I just can't find a man That it's fun to be virtuous with © V 4 C Be Warned! Marching like a highway man, Of dreams untold to think about, I tried to chart your steps and plan, Whose saucy tease I had no doubt. What will last beyond this intense need to have you. With their rhymes that amused and titillated, their intent was to lampoon, with basic humour, the establishment. Precious few and precious, times like these.
Stop reporting these acts of injustice, and they will diminish on their own - for the perpetrators love the limelight. Shall I not recall the way your hair dances in the summer air? My dreams never created something like you. I would give you anything the moon, the stars, the sunset too. The football commentator spends 90% of his time telling the tele-spectator just what transpired two minutes previously, and the rest of the time reminding us of the idiocy of the coaches on the losing side for keeping the real stars stuck to their reserve benches. I love my life, Because you are the part of it. If anyone still wonders who inherited Imelda Marcos's wardrobe, you don't have to look hard or long at the show every evening! The gods themselves feign deference to such fair symmetry, And barter the heavens for but a grace of your shadow! You might be worried if you are really expressing your truly feelings or if you are being pressured into it.
Please keep visiting this site again and again for Dirty Valentine Poems. Each piece, one great blast Oven-fresh a delicious trust! Saucy insouciance was the obvious upside. For you can choose each flake. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. We want to help make the special woman in your life feel even more loved and cherished through these beautiful poems. Others such as Pam Ayres, Fletcher and Spike Milligan, also possessed a flair for writing literary shenanigan.
Shall be paid, but from this night Not a whisper, not a thought. You give your hand so sweetly. You are the one I want to spend my life with, To call my wife and to share a kid. Most humiliating of all is seeing the inscrutable smirks, And hearing the catty jibes of alley cats - those ordinary jerks! Now you're stuck you silly bastard © V 4 C Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. When I am without you, the clouds always follow me. If I Had One Wish If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up every dayTo the sound of your breath on my neckThe warmth of your lips on my cheek,The feel of your heart beating with mine.
Beautiful Poems for Her The most romantic poems for her can be found below — just take a minute, read all of them, and choose the one you like the most. However, you can also be creative — just choose one of these amazing poems, send it, add some warm words from you, and enjoy the reaction! Madly In Love When I found you, I became a believer Now I believe that two people are made especially for each other I want you in my arms, In my Dreams, In reality And In Fantasy I Love You! I envoke thee; I envoke thee, For passion; for love, for tenderness, and for lust. Funny Sexy Limericks but, first. You came into my life like a star And filled my heart with joy You took my pain as if it was yours And gave me love that no one could. My love is such that rivers cannot quench, Nor ought but love from thee give recompense. You gave light to my soul You helped me to be whole I have felt love for you before And it will be more and more, You are mine, my dear You are the angel from above Who taught me how to love. Charisma and wit of razor sharpness, slices clean through the densest atmosphere.
And if the king can have his throne, and if the bird can have his Spring nest, and God can have his heaven, then I, my sweetheart, I can have you 16. Innate sensuality trickles from your feathery brow To your Lilliputian toes, painted bubblegum pink , Tracing an unblemished dermal landscape That any hormone-hewn human would consider a dream destination. Such resplendent rapture should they whisper your name! Seductive Poems Seductive Poems Saucy If sex is sin; Love devine, and never between shall meet. And d'yer know why I did it? Fruit Pie Blueberries or raspberries heaped in to a shell. Logical explanations are genuinely not enough; To comprehend the love that makes us oh so tough.
I prize thy love more than whole mines of gold, Or all the riches that the East doth hold. Oh well, as it's Valentines day I'll leave it up to you Whatsoever you decide I can deal with, no fearing Providing it doesn't involve wet fish Or bedroom chandelier ing Jon Bratton © 2004 © V 4 C The following is by far the most popular thing I've written if the number of times it's been copied is anything to go by I'd like to scuttle your puttle Spiddle your paddle Tickle your wickle And twittle your taddle Stroodle your doodle Cromple your string Brundle your strundle And frondle your ding See, I told you I'm completely nuts about you Jon Bratton © 2004 © V 4 C From Humorous Love Poems Page This is a love poem What I have written Cos with all consuming love I've been smitten And when I say smitten I mean everywhere There's one bit, particularly smit But let's not go down there Part of Long Poem © Jon Bratton 2007 © V 4 C How can a woman make a man happy? I will never tell you the words goodbye, And I will love you till the day I die. If my love for you is in every bark of palms; Trees will be naked under the sun that chants a psalm. It ain't a 5-star café but Clyde serves great grub, of that there's no mistake! © V 4 C The 80-year-old accused of rape was Mort, The judge did his best, as he ought. Would it be ok if I held you awhile? Until you came into my world, there was nothing but darkness and gloom. Tongues may be wagging In the morning But ours are for tasting So what do you say? Dirty Valentine Poems Roses are red Violets are blue God made me sexy What happened to you? Met three whores in a pop-up tent.